Canteen lady: What would you like in your baked potato?
Me: Cheese n' ngngn
CL: What?
Me: Cheese n' ngngn
CL: YOU WANT CHEEASE AND??
Me: CHEESE N NGNGN YOU STUPID CUNGT!
Honestly....How difficult can it be to work out that I wanted onion? I would be asking for cheese and boiled eggs in my potato would I? My theory is she was trying to dissuade me from getting onion as she had to go through the back to get some. When I sat down to eat it, the onion was basically halved then quartered and chucked dismissively on top. Bastards.
